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Bj Novak and Nicholas Kraft are hosting a show of top listers. This is why it's excellent...
- •My boyfriend is the penultimate performer
- •He is nervous
- •He has drunk 2 glasses of wine
- •Having had uk dentistry all my life my teeth are so grim that my Nyc dentist says I have to now go to him ALL THE TIME. I virtually live in his surgery these days.
- •It hurts
- •It's rude. Too close.
Never even met them let alone cooked for them but tonight they are coming over for supper...
- •Chicken (what if they are vegetarians, gah)
- •Red curry paste (what if they don't like spice)
- •Rice (what if they are actually racist)
He may have written Love Actually but my boyfriend is winning no awards for his wooing skills. You are now entitled to get a full refund on any of his dvd's.
- •Flowers from the corner shop
- •Six Halloween chocolates from the deli
- •A freebie necklace from the place he had a meeting that morning.
- •The end.