Reasons I Hate the Dentist

  1. Having had uk dentistry all my life my teeth are so grim that my Nyc dentist says I have to now go to him ALL THE TIME. I virtually live in his surgery these days.
  2. It hurts
  3. It's rude. Too close.
  4. No one makes enough fuss of you for being brave.
  5. You suffer like crazy and nobody notices the difference. At least a painful leg wax has an appreciative audience.
  6. They have those sharp sticks that they use just for exploring. If you jump they know they need to work there. I feel there could be better ways of getting this information.
  7. I have finished complaining now.