1. You never look at the road when you drive
  2. You never say bye when you're on the phone
  3. You literally bump into people
  4. You show up at friends' houses without alerting them ahead of time
  5. You never actually have coffee in your cup
  6. You have only one friend and he/she is probably sassy
  7. Your house has only two rooms
  8. You get into amazing colleges without opening a book