IRRELEVANT THINGS I'M REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT

  1. Making pasta
    Doesn't really count because I've never met anyone who's BAD at making pasta
  2. Taking cool pics of clouds
    I have a lot. I really like them. No one really appreciates them like I do. But that's ok
  3. Writing in different fonts
    Cool but it doesn't really get me anywhere in life
  4. Pogo sticking
    Pogo sticking? Jumping on a pogo stick? Is pogo sticking a verb?
  5. Eating
    Getting 2 large fries or 2 Big Macs from McDonald's is a usual for me
  6. Walking into a room and forgetting what I needed
    It happens more than I'd like to admit
  7. Tolerating cold water in the shower
    I like rinsing with ice cold water
  8. Petting cats
    I just know what they like
  9. Brushing hair
    My hair. Ur hair. I like it
  10. Rhyming words
    Cat, bat, rat, sat, mat, pat, hat, gnat
  11. Not wearing pants
    I NEVER DO IT!