FAVORITE GOSSIP GIRL PLOTLINES
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- •Serena Killed a ManOf course she didn't really, but the reveal of her dramatic secret will go down in history.
- •Bart Bass Isn't Really DeadThis conspiracy of a century!!! And then he tries to take back Chuck's hotel and says all Chuck did was update the furniture when in reality he built an EMPIRE!!!! Pun intended.
- •Bart Bass DiesThe best way to go out is falling off a building during a heated confrontation.
- •Dan, Vanessa, and Hilary Duff have a Threesome.Never a good idea to engage in sexual behavior with your movie star girlfriend and childhood best friend who you've always had feelings for!!
- •Eleanor Marries CyrusThe only genuine person on the Upper East Side.
- •Jenny Designs a Weird Dress that Eleanor Claims as Her OwnThis dress looks like Tinkerbell went dumpster diving.
- •Nelly Yuki Goes to YaleAnd Blair has to go to NYU with the commoners as result.
- •Chuck Adopts a DogMonkey is a great companion for a sad man.
- •Serena Starts a New LifeShe leaves Manhattan and changes her name to Sabrina and almost marries some boring loser until her friends crash her life and make her come back to the Upper East Side to be miserable again.
- •Serena is Tyra's PublicistHer stint in PR is short lived, of course.
- •Charlie is IvySerena's aunt Carol hired an actress to go to NY and pose as her cousin Charlie so that she she could gain access to her daughter's trust fund. Charlie fakes going crazy by trying to become Serena so that the VDWs will never ask to see Charlie again and thus the real Charlie can stay hidden and no one will learn of Carol's trust fund plot.
- •Charlie and Ivy Pretend to be HookersSomehow Ivy and the real Charlie who's actual name is Lola end up in NY together. They had been in acting class together, and in a classic Upper East Side scheme pose as hookers to catch a criminal in the act.
- •Any Story Involving GeorginaBest villain. Bad bitch award.
- •Jenny Meets Tim GunnAnd her fashion line gets sabotaged to read WHORE and Tim is sups offended!!
- •Blair's PrenupHer engagement to Louis goes on for like an entire season and in the end he turns out to be evil :(
- •Chuck Trades Blair for his HotelNo he didn't Blair!!!! You almost had sex with his creepy uncle on your own accord!!!
- •Dan is Gossip Girl and Everyone Stays Friends with Him AnywayA) So many plot holes. B) He ruined everybody's life like 109 times! C) Everyone is okay with it!!!!