You can hold me to these.
  1. Make bank
    $15 almond butter doesn't sell itself
  2. Up my chess game
    Move over, Bobby Fisher!!!!1!!!
  3. Get nicer arms
    "My dream for you is for you to be able to do ten push-ups" - NatBusch
  4. Start building a portfolio
  5. Watch an enormous amount of TV
  6. Record a collection of jazz standards
    coming to a soundcloud near you
  7. Make some of the beautiful foods from tasty videos