HOW TO PROVE YOUR SUPERIORITY TO OTHERS

Fake it till you make it. Requested by @jabbaghs
  1. Get offended when someone doesn't know who Shonda Rhimes is.
  2. Know all the lyrics to Hamilton.
    Because you're more than just the average fan.
  3. Ask to speak to the manager.
  4. Stare at your phone when someone walks into a room.
    Make them acknowledge you before you acknowledge them.
  5. Introduce yourself to someone you've met before.
    I got this one from 30 Rock.
  6. Pay for your coffee with a hundred.
    In the presence of someone you need to impress, of course.
  7. Say you're not sure if that works for your schedule, but maybe.
    Even when there's nothing on your calendar for the next month.
  8. Humblebrag your face off.
    Having a 4.0 is just so much pressure.