HOW TO PROVE YOUR SUPERIORITY TO OTHERS
Fake it till you make it. Requested by @jabbaghs
- •Get offended when someone doesn't know who Shonda Rhimes is.
- •Know all the lyrics to Hamilton.Because you're more than just the average fan.
- •Ask to speak to the manager.
- •Stare at your phone when someone walks into a room.Make them acknowledge you before you acknowledge them.
- •Introduce yourself to someone you've met before.I got this one from 30 Rock.
- •Pay for your coffee with a hundred.In the presence of someone you need to impress, of course.
- •Say you're not sure if that works for your schedule, but maybe.Even when there's nothing on your calendar for the next month.
- •Humblebrag your face off.Having a 4.0 is just so much pressure.