Fake it till you make it. Requested by @jabbaghs
  1. Get offended when someone doesn't know who Shonda Rhimes is.
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  2. Know all the lyrics to Hamilton.
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    Because you're more than just the average fan.
  3. Ask to speak to the manager.
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  4. Stare at your phone when someone walks into a room.
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    Make them acknowledge you before you acknowledge them.
  5. Introduce yourself to someone you've met before.
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    I got this one from 30 Rock.
  6. Pay for your coffee with a hundred.
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    In the presence of someone you need to impress, of course.
  7. Say you're not sure if that works for your schedule, but maybe.
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    Even when there's nothing on your calendar for the next month.
  8. Humblebrag your face off.
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    Having a 4.0 is just so much pressure.