You're hopeless, Charlie Brown. Absolutely hopeless. 🏈
  1. Football: Are they doing a training game?
    I knew it was pre-season after I said it.
  2. Baseball: They're winning by 5 points
    I guess you have to say runs
  3. Baseball: Did you watch the overtime?
    Why would I know it's called extra innings? Literally everything else is overtime
  4. Golf: He hit it into the sandpit