REASONS WHY I HATE THE DENTIST
I have to go to the dentist tomorrow and I don't want to.
- •It takes way too long.Sometimes like forty minutes. That's two episodes of Friends.
- •The dentist / dental hygienist pretends to care about your life.When in fact, I know Susan doesn't really give a shit about whether or I liked living in Boston this semester.
- •They sometimes poke your gums with sharp objects.And even if they don't, I'm anxious that they're doing to.
- •The toothpaste in the toothpaste gun that they use tastes SO BAD.It's crunchy and makes me want to die.
- •They're condescending about the fact that I don't floss.Tbh, idc.
- •There's a stupid panel on the ceiling above the chair that looks like clouds.It's supposed to be calming but it DOES NOT WORK.
- •When you leave they make you schedule another appointment.I don't know where I'll be in six months, Lisa. Stop fucking pressuring me.