I have to go to the dentist tomorrow and I don't want to.
  1. It takes way too long.
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    Sometimes like forty minutes. That's two episodes of Friends.
  2. The dentist / dental hygienist pretends to care about your life.
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    When in fact, I know Susan doesn't really give a shit about whether or I liked living in Boston this semester.
  3. They sometimes poke your gums with sharp objects.
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    And even if they don't, I'm anxious that they're doing to.
  4. The toothpaste in the toothpaste gun that they use tastes SO BAD.
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    It's crunchy and makes me want to die.
  5. They're condescending about the fact that I don't floss.
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    Tbh, idc.
  6. There's a stupid panel on the ceiling above the chair that looks like clouds.
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    It's supposed to be calming but it DOES NOT WORK.
  7. When you leave they make you schedule another appointment.
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    I don't know where I'll be in six months, Lisa. Stop fucking pressuring me.