SIMPLE THINGS I CAN'T DO
These are just a few of many.
- •Winged eyelinerI just use dark eyeshadow and smudge it around.
- •Dance, even a little bitI spent all of Prom "fixing my lipstick" in the bathroom.
- •Basic mathMy calculator is my friend.
- •Park my carIt's embarrassing.
- •Wrap a presentMerry Christmas.
- •CookI'm limited to pasta, grilled cheese, and fried eggs
- •Push-upsMaybe one if I'm lucky.
- •Take a good selfieKim would not approve.