Ideas that came to me while doing data entry for 7 hours.
  1. Alcoholic Toothpaste
    Comes in flavors like strawberry daiquiri and White Russian. gives you the boost you crave to start the day or the buzz you need to get to sleep. Brush responsibly.
  2. Netflix Shuffle
    Watch Friends on shuffle instead of spending an extra 22 minutes deciding which episode to half-watch while you fold laundry.
  3. Coke Goggles
    Like the drunk goggles you try on in health class, but for cocaine, so you can know what you would feel like on coke without actually having to do coke because you're a square and afraid.