THE BEST BAD BITCHES

Requested by @jabbaghs . Bitches listed in no particular order.
  1. Regina George
    "So you agree? You think you're really pretty?" Regina is the quintessential bad bitch. Until she gets fat, that is.
  2. Lucille Bluth
    "How much can a banana be? Ten dollars?" Wealth personified. Don't forget she drinks straight vodka at 9am.
  3. Olivia Pope
    Kerry Washington is a star and Olivia is a PR maverick. Who else could get away with sleeping with the president for that many seasons????
  4. Mellie Grant
    I'm probably the only Scandal viewer that likes Mellie but I actually think she might be a badder bitch than Olivia. She's hella ambitious and will become the first woman president after chopping off the penises of all the men who have wronged her.
  5. Bellatrix Lestrange
    She's v evil and we love to hate her.
  6. Minerva McGonagall
    She's a bad bitch but also posh af.
  7. Lady Macbeth
    The OBB.
  8. Dr. Eleanor O'Hara
    She's not that bad of bitch but she's wealthy and has lots of nice shoes and a cool accent.
  9. Hillary Clinton
    This lady is amazing and Bernie Bros need to fall in line.
  10. Simone Biles
    This bitch is a phenom and after she wins gold this summer there will just be a burning hole in Earth where Rio once was.
  11. Sheryl Sandberg
    The queen.
  12. Anna Wintour
    Wearing sunglasses everywhere and not getting made fun of is my dream. Especially inside.
  13. Jessica Pearson
    She wears ball gowns to work!!
  14. Paris Gellar
    Future dictator.
  15. Jennifer Barkley
    A minute of her time is worth twelve hundred dollars.
  16. Amy Brookheimer
    Type A poster child who makes Washington her bitch.
  17. Amy Gardener
    She's so fierce and fights for women and throws Josh's phone in a boiling pot of chili.
  18. Petra Solano
    I only watched part of Jane the Virgin but Petra was def a standout for her bad bitchiness.
  19. Georgina Sparks
    Flawlessly ripped the Upper East Siders to shreds. Tbh they kind of deserved it.
  20. Alison Hendricks
    So not really much of a bamf in comparison to the other Orphan Black ladies but the scene where she drives down the street belting along to "I'm a bitch" is iconic and couldn't go unrecognized.
  21. Sloan Sabbath
    She knows everything about the economy and is Olivia Munn.
  22. Thirteen
    Not really a major bad bitch but I'm in love with Olivia Wilde and I wanted an excuse to include her.
  23. Mila Kunis in Black Swan
    Same deal. I can't even remember the character's name. Lily, maybe?
  24. Annalise Keating
    She's a bit on the emotional side for a bad bitch and she's always crying, but she's also pretty stone cold. Plus Viola Davis is the shit.
  25. Rachel Goldberg
    She's a badass and maybe a sociopath and also unstable meaning everything could come crashing down for her at any moment.
  26. Quinn King
    She's a badass and definitely a sociopath and she uses lots of fun words.
  27. Miranda Priestly
    That's all.
  28. Claire Underwood
    Did you think I had forgotten about her? Claire Underwood is THE. BADDEST. BITCH. EVER. Three years ago someone told me I reminded him of her and it was the biggest compliment I have ever received TO THIS DAY. Claire is everything we should aspire to and more.