THINGS I HEAR AT EMERSON

Putting the "special" in specialized.
  1. She thinks she's the shit because she met the Dalai Llama
  2. I've started eating tums as snacks.
  3. Can we go over how to do citations in class?
  4. They were all out of chia seeds.
  5. Can we talk about how boring Pixar's business cards are?
  6. My tumblr is total shit right now.
  7. We should totally make mix tapes for each other.