1. "I'm not gonna get the Apple Watch until they come out with the Tesla app"
  2. "Wanna go Google biking?"
  3. "Have you guys heard about the new incubator they're building?"
  4. "The nightlife around here is great"
  5. "The kambucha is on sale, thank god"
  6. "Does the garage have an outlet?"
    Asked by @em when she was deciding whether or not she could drive to our friends house for dinner. I ended up driving her in my car that runs on gas LIKE THE MONSTER THAT I AM
  7. "In the long run, a Tesla's actually cheaper."
    Suggested by @marchonc