WHY I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE WIFE IN MAD MAX

  1. I would have an ugly and painful sunburn all the time, everywhere
  2. I would ask too many questions about Charlize's missing arm
  3. I would constantly complain about being dehydrated
  4. I can't run that much
  5. I would constantly complain about being hungry
  6. I would talk too much
  7. I wouldn't be able to rock gauze like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
  8. I wouldn't be able to rock gauze like any of the other supermodel wives
  9. I would probably die within the first 15 seconds because I'm not a supermodel wife