1. If you think that fruit is a satisfying dessert
  2. If you say you enjoyed reading Infinite Jest
  3. If you think you just don't get hangovers
  4. If you love "eating clean"
  5. When you say you don't care if he/she hooks up with other people
  6. If you say coachella was the best weekend of your life
  7. If you say you're just gonna nap for 10 minutes