- •If you think that fruit is a satisfying dessert
- •If you say you enjoyed reading Infinite Jest
- •If you think you just don't get hangovers
- •If you love "eating clean"
- •When you say you don't care if he/she hooks up with other people
- •If you say coachella was the best weekend of your life
- •If you say you're just gonna nap for 10 minutes