THINGS I'M GLAD ABOUT TODAY
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
- •We as a society have decided to embrace Oscar Isaac as our new crushHe's just so dreamy
- •There's carnitas in the slow cookerI set it but I can't forget it because I'm excited to eat them.
- •The apartment was cleaned yesterdayThat means I don't have to do it today!
- •My friends are coming to eat the aforementioned carnitas with me
- •I got a whole bunch of new Tupperwares to store the carnitas
- •Both football and an award show are on tv tonightYay for grown men attacking each other with their bodies for sport! Yay drunk celebrities in beautiful gowns accepting statues!
- •I'm just really psyched about today, alright?