THINGS I'M GLAD ABOUT TODAY

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
  1. We as a society have decided to embrace Oscar Isaac as our new crush
    He's just so dreamy
  2. There's carnitas in the slow cooker
    I set it but I can't forget it because I'm excited to eat them.
  3. The apartment was cleaned yesterday
    That means I don't have to do it today!
  4. My friends are coming to eat the aforementioned carnitas with me
  5. I got a whole bunch of new Tupperwares to store the carnitas
  6. Both football and an award show are on tv tonight
    Yay for grown men attacking each other with their bodies for sport! Yay drunk celebrities in beautiful gowns accepting statues!
  7. I'm just really psyched about today, alright?