THINGS I'M HAPPY DON'T EXIST IN 2015

In re: Back To The Future 2
  1. Holographic movie posters
    I hate 3D movies why would I want this
  2. Tiny food that becomes big food because of science magic
    I don't trust it.
  3. Sad 80's cafes
    80's night: cool! 80's arcade games: cool! Entire enterprise dedicated to the 80's that looks really sad and is run by robots: no thanks!
  4. Double neck ties
    Just like my eyebrows, I would never get them to match.
  5. Flying cars
    How do you even navigate traffic? What about when it's raining? Are there more turn signals? Do I have to take my driving exam AGAIN?!
  6. Biff Tannen
    Fuck you, Biff!