THINGS I'M HAPPY DON'T EXIST IN 2015
In re: Back To The Future 2
- •Holographic movie postersI hate 3D movies why would I want this
- •Tiny food that becomes big food because of science magicI don't trust it.
- •Sad 80's cafes80's night: cool! 80's arcade games: cool! Entire enterprise dedicated to the 80's that looks really sad and is run by robots: no thanks!
- •Double neck tiesJust like my eyebrows, I would never get them to match.
- •Flying carsHow do you even navigate traffic? What about when it's raining? Are there more turn signals? Do I have to take my driving exam AGAIN?!
- •Biff TannenFuck you, Biff!