THE 4 THINGS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TO SAY TO SHANNON BOOTH'S FACE

  1. 1.
    You must never tell her about the small man who is always standing behind her.
    It's one of those things that we all see but never mention. Just leave it alone.
  2. 2.
    "Aye aye captain!"
    It just really upsets her. Don't be so insensitive.
  3. 3.
    Her shrine in the closet.
    Also don't tell her how many strands of her hairs have been taken. Just pray to the shrine.
  4. 4.
    seine Zeit, flippig zu erhalten
    Goes without saying. Why anyone would ever say this to anyone, I could never say.