FUNNY THINGS I'VE HEARD ON CAMPUS LATELY

Mostly in the wardroom, where I live.
  1. "I'm going to go to the bathroom and cry... I AM Moaning Myrtle."
    Midterm stress affects us all. Shout out to @mcgoogle
  2. "I am here for the Bieber Renaissance"
    Have you seen the dance video for "Sorry" yet though??
  3. "I'm going to do my typical finals thing and watch clips of America's Next Top Model to remind myself that my life still has direction"
    Such a gem. Heard in the wardroom bc where else??
  4. I will update as I hear more Kingsian gems.