ADVICE I HAVE RECEIVED THIS THANKSGIVING

I'm a newspaper reporter.
  1. "You need to get into tv reporting. That's where the money is. Newspapers won't pay you."
  2. "You know what you should do? You should write for the New Yorker. They're really good."
    Good idea!
  3. "I made a tv audition tape when I was 28 but I never sent it in. You should watch it."
    Thank you great uncle
  4. "Are you covering politics? That's what you should be covering."
  5. "You should get your hair cut."
    Thanks mom 💜