THINGS A VERY PERSISTENT STRANGER HAS ASKED ME AT THE AIRPORT

  1. Can I sit next to you?
  2. Where are you going?
    I'm visiting my sister.
  3. Are you and your sister close?
  4. Am I bothering you?
  5. What are you eating?
  6. How old is your sister?
  7. Why is everyone here so upset?
    It's 7 a.m. at the airport.
  8. Am I bothering you?
  9. Where is your backpack from?
    Surprise! It's a girl.