WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I SKIP CLASS

The daily struggle
  1. Nothing
  2. Ok, nothing in the grand scheme of things
  3. I'll miss the clicker participation
  4. So my grade will drop 1%
  5. Which could be the difference between that B+ and A-
  6. And then my GPA will drop
  7. So I won't qualify for magna cum laude
  8. Or put graduation honors on my resume
    And I really need something to replace national merit
  9. And I'll be unable to get a job bc of my shitty resume
  10. I'll then have no way of earning money
  11. I won't be able to buy food
  12. And I'll slowly starve to death