5 photos of my unemployed dog

He's the worst, and he never coughs up for rent
  1. "I couldn't eat a whole one. But, maybe we could just share yours?"
  2. "Yeah, five more minutes and I'll totally move my toys out of the living room."
  3. "Oh man, I didn't realize you were saving this IPA. My bad."
  4. "I'd definitely have got the next round in, but I left my wallet in my other harness. Sorry, dude."
  5. "I just need your car for like, one hour. Stevie says he's got a line on this guy who might have some work for me. And then after, we're going to Yardhouse for a brew."