People have really said this shit to me
  1. So back in Ireland, did your house have electricity?
  2. Starbucks got my order wrong, and they're offering me a free drink as an escape goat.
  3. Oh, you're from Ireland? Wow your English is so good!
  4. I only buy organic water.
  5. There's no money in my account? Oh... I'll just withdraw $20 in that case.
  6. Your opinion is pretty much irrevelant.
  7. I'll leave this hex key with you, but I'm sure you can just ask a man if you need help using it.