Shit dumb people say

People have really said this shit to me
  1. So back in Ireland, did your house have electricity?
  2. Starbucks got my order wrong, and they're offering me a free drink as an escape goat.
  3. Oh, you're from Ireland? Wow your English is so good!
  4. I only buy organic water.
  5. There's no money in my account? Oh... I'll just withdraw $20 in that case.
  6. Your opinion is pretty much irrevelant.
  7. I'll leave this hex key with you, but I'm sure you can just ask a man if you need help using it.