Shit dumb people say
People have really said this shit to me
- •So back in Ireland, did your house have electricity?
- •Starbucks got my order wrong, and they're offering me a free drink as an escape goat.
- •Oh, you're from Ireland? Wow your English is so good!
- •I only buy organic water.
- •There's no money in my account? Oh... I'll just withdraw $20 in that case.
- •Your opinion is pretty much irrevelant.
- •I'll leave this hex key with you, but I'm sure you can just ask a man if you need help using it.