Things that make me a bad adult

  1. I couldn't balance my monthly budget and that made me sad, so I bought a dog to cheer myself up.
  2. Last week's laundry is still sitting on the drying rack, and this week's laundry is wet in the hamper.
  3. I can't change a tire.
  4. I had a chocolate bar for breakfast and didn't eat again until dinner.
  5. I use my gym membership to sit on the stationary bike in the "treadmill cinema" and watch movies. Sometimes, I bring a snack.
  6. My freezer contains ice cream, Dino nuggets, and a pack of peas from 2013 that I use strictly as an ice pack.
  7. I have an irrational fear of tiny fires so I won't turn the stove on or light a candle. My hubby does those things for me.
  8. This picture. I don't own him, but I was pretty buzzed.