no particular order
  1. I always take up more than one washer in the communal laundry room
    side bar: there are only 4 to begin with
  2. I don't know how to politely laugh at a bad joke
  3. I never remember to not dry wool leading to shrunk sweaters
    But maybe now I'll remember
  4. I take 4 person tables for myself
    Especially when it's very crowded
  5. I don't know where commas go and I don't care to learn,