POEMS THAT ALSO MAKE GR8 WWE WRESTLER NAMES

WWE needs to utilize dead poet's poetry as a source for names that will surely kill in the ring and in our hearts.
  1. HERE HE COMES! IT'S "THE DEAD MAN WALKING" (by Thomas Hardy)
    ANNOUNCER VOICE: HE'S 6'2, 230 lbs, AND NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF THIS MATCH!
  2. GET READY FOR..."THE HUMAN SEASONS" (by John Keats)
    ARE YOU READY FOR AUTUMN, WINTER, SPRING AND SUMMER!! WELL GET READY TO FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF ALL! CHILLY AIR, SNOW, ALLERGIES, AND EXTREME TO MILD HEAT!!
  3. GET READY THE VILLAINOUS, MEAN, TERRIFYING, "AUNT HELEN" (by T.S. Eliot)
    HE WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN, CRUSH YOUR SPIRITS, AND ASK YOU WHY YOU ARE'NT MARRIED YET...HE IS AUNT HELEN!!!
  4. HERE COMES: "FRA LIPPO LIPPI" (by Robert Browning)
    HE'S TOUGH, HE'S ROUGH, HE'S A MONK STARTING TROUBLE! ....FRA LIPPO LIPPI!!!!!
  5. OH NO! HERE HE COMES! IT'S "WARM SUMMER SUN" (by Mark Twain)
    HE WILLL HIT YOU WITH HIS 300 LBS AND ALSO HIS PLEASANTLY WARM SUMMER SUN!! FEAR HIM!!!
  6. FINALLY! WE HAVE THE MOST FEARED WOMAN IN WWE, "TO THE LADY, WHO SENT THE AUTHOR A PRESENT OF A FASHIONABLE BONNET!!!" (by Elizabeth Moody)
    SHE APPRECIATES FASHIONABLE BONNETS BUT SHE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!!!