THINGS MY MOM HAS SAID TO ME TONIGHT

I do love my mom. She usually isn't this horrible. I don't know what has gotten into her lately 😒
  1. You really think those pants are going to fit you??
    Yeah mom.. The same size I always buy.
  2. Don't worry, your sister got the looks but you got the smarts!
    Can't I have the smarts and the looks?
  3. So... Gym membership for Christmas?
    Sure but I'm never going to use it 😝 unless yoga is included... I loves me some yoga 😊
  4. Maybe you shouldn't have seconds..
    Yeah mom I really shouldn't have some more lentil stuffed acorn squash that I made you. That just might put me over the edge...