REASONS WHY LEGGINGS AS PANTS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT
I stopped reading your list the second you said wearing leggings as pants means you can't take me seriously. I really thought the "leggings as pants" debate died in 2013 but here we go.
- •Because a good quality pair of leggings really won't show through anything other clothing wouldn'tAll leggings aren't created equal, a flimsy Walmart children's leotard is not representative of the diversity of leggings out there #notallleggings
- •Because they make your butt look 💯👌🏻I tried Instagram searching "leggings butt" but found only accounts verging on porn. This is just a fact.
- •Yes, they show the shape of your legs more than a normal pair of pants - but seriously, do you not know what a pair of female (or male) legs look like?What did you think I have under there?
- •Because they're the most comfortable pants you could wearWouldn't you want to feel like you're in PJs every day? Yes you would. Stop being bitter in your stiff-ass jeans.
- •Because with most tops you're covering up your hoo-ha anywayUnless you're on the floor beneath me trying real hard to find it in which case you're creepy as hell
- •Because isn't the definition of pants something with two leg holes to cover your bottom half to keep from Donald Ducking everybody with your nethers?In that case - leggings = pants, and the best kind at that.
- •Because they go with anythingLike a pair of black jeans except superior in every way
- •Cheap + easy to clean, maintain and organize = winLike a t-shirt
- •Because they stretch out to accommodate that burrito bowl you just hadThanks leggings, food babies all around the world salute you.
- •With leggings you will never encounter the moment of trying to button them and realize you've gained weight and they don't fitSo you can live in denial for a little longer
- •Because they offer better freedom of movement for all your activitiesClimbing, dancing, karate kicking anyone who questions my lifestyle choice
- •Because if I have to watch men scratching their scrotum and manspreading on public transport Every. Single. Day. you can handle me wearing pants with a slightly tighter fit
- •From now on, every time someone tells me I should wear "real pants" I'm changing into an even shorter top. I don't need this kind of negativity in my life 😊✨
- •Basically, all bow down to the almighty legging, rightful ruler of all bottoms 🙏🏻💜🙌🏻🎉