Brought to you by this snail speed hotel wifi (god I miss
  1. "These other breezes who fuck for bottles of Riesling and bowls of baked ziti"
    - T.I on Drake's Fancy
  2. "Order Domino's then she take off all her clothes"
    - J. Cole, G.O.M.D
  3. 😊
    Just kidding. Mostly. (But I would do morally dubious things for wine and pasta.)