Stupid things I've done and blamed on mom brain

Mom brain is real. As evidenced here...
  1. Forgot to turn the car off when taking kids into preschool
  2. Brewed a Kuerig cup of coffee, but forgot to put a cup under
    Hot mess
  3. Selected a movie from redbox and walked away without taking it out of the machine
  4. Left the stroller in the parking lot at school
  5. Went to dunkin donuts, ordered drive through, pulled around and realized I didn't have my wallet
    Bless that employee who have me my coffee anyway
  6. Missed my pre-scheduled parent teacher conference
  7. Forgot to put the top tortilla on the quesadilla before closing the lid on the quesadilla maker
    Hot mess, take two
  8. I feel like I add a new one to this list every day