1. Immediately start vomiting after eating 4 lbs of chocolate chips (aka dog poison)
    If she had waited until we got back, she could have died
  2. Stop after consuming only half the bag of uncooked quinoa
  3. Poop in the path she runs on every day
    For maximum track-into-the-housiness
  4. That is all
    I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings