THINGS I DID TO UPSET MY MOTHER
- •Said "you can do anything you want if you don't get caught"
- •Wouldn't share details of my dating life
- •Told her my plans for the night were "lots and lots of heroin"
- •Told her I'd be going away for college45 minutes away...
- •Told her she was walking slowly and that she was in someone's way at Wegmans