How to Have a Successful Lazy Day 👌

Because adulting is hard and you gotta get that R and R
  1. Wear something that screams "don't have sex with me" that's not what today is for
    I'm talking sweat pants, old t-shirt, untamed hair...
  2. Build a blanket nest
    The nest is a party and the pillows and blankets are all invited
  3. Your diet doesn't count today
    You are what you eat and today you're a piece of 💩. Eat that donut(s) gurlllll
  4. Watch some trash tv
    The trashier the better - go ahead, keep up with the kardashians, watch divorce court, you love it 😉
  5. Drink alcohol from your obnoxious travel mug
    Trust me on this, Starbucks cold cups aren't just for iced chai lattes
  6. Showering isn't important today
    Dry shampoo is your bff and hygiene takes too much effort
  7. Create a playlist
    A combo of chill jams and some real hood rat 💩 is best
  8. Netflix
    Go ahead, watch the conspiracy documentary, no judging here
  9. Buzzfeed Quizzes
    We are all dying to know what kind of pizza you are and what your stripper name would be
  10. Snuggles
    Got a pet? Snuggle it! Got an SO? Snuggle him/her. Get a pillow pet, something!
  11. 🌯🌯🌯
    No, not Mexican food. Today you are a blanket burrito
  12. 🖕🖕🖕
    Don't let anybody get in the way of your lazy day. You deserve it.