How to Have a Successful Lazy Day 👌
Because adulting is hard and you gotta get that R and R
- •Wear something that screams "don't have sex with me" that's not what today is forI'm talking sweat pants, old t-shirt, untamed hair...
- •Build a blanket nestThe nest is a party and the pillows and blankets are all invited
- •Your diet doesn't count todayYou are what you eat and today you're a piece of 💩. Eat that donut(s) gurlllll
- •Watch some trash tvThe trashier the better - go ahead, keep up with the kardashians, watch divorce court, you love it 😉
- •Drink alcohol from your obnoxious travel mugTrust me on this, Starbucks cold cups aren't just for iced chai lattes
- •Showering isn't important todayDry shampoo is your bff and hygiene takes too much effort
- •Create a playlistA combo of chill jams and some real hood rat 💩 is best
- •NetflixGo ahead, watch the conspiracy documentary, no judging here
- •Buzzfeed QuizzesWe are all dying to know what kind of pizza you are and what your stripper name would be
- •SnugglesGot a pet? Snuggle it! Got an SO? Snuggle him/her. Get a pillow pet, something!
- •🌯🌯🌯No, not Mexican food. Today you are a blanket burrito
- •🖕🖕🖕Don't let anybody get in the way of your lazy day. You deserve it.