The 4 Reasons I Keep Facebook

I'm more of a Twitter / Instagram girl
  1. To give my family a watered down version of my life and adventures
    Gotta let them know I'm still alive and well
  2. To update my profile picture so the people who were mean to me in middle and high school can see how 🔥 I look now
    That sounds really conceited but
  3. To read and laugh at arguments and drama
    Very entertaining
  4. To keep tally of everyone from my HS that's pregnant, engaged, married
    Every time I log on, someone new is one of the above