Fruit flies are my arch nemesis, but we also share many qualities. Coincidence???
  1. I am attracted to wine and vinegar and sugar.
    Three of my favorite things tbh.
  2. I'm easily lured into traps.
    "It's a trap!" I yell, but it's too late.
  3. Often found in the kitchen or the bathroom.
    I love eating and I love sitting on the toilet scrolling through social media. But separately.
  4. I like hovering just behind you.
    It makes me feel safe. Like a human shield. Whoops.