Ways I am like a fruit fly
Fruit flies are my arch nemesis, but we also share many qualities. Coincidence???
- •I am attracted to wine and vinegar and sugar.Three of my favorite things tbh.
- •I'm easily lured into traps."It's a trap!" I yell, but it's too late.
- •Often found in the kitchen or the bathroom.I love eating and I love sitting on the toilet scrolling through social media. But separately.
- •I like hovering just behind you.It makes me feel safe. Like a human shield. Whoops.