PEOPLE WHO HAVE FOUND ME LESS THAN CHARMING WHEN I WAS SLOSHED
- •Giants Pitcher Sergio Romo- he was spitting game but I thought it was more important that he know I've been a Giants fan for a long time.
- •Jorge Garcia- He was so polite, but I could still see it in his eyes.
- •Eric Idle- Thought he'd be more impressed that I knew his lawyer's name.
- •My wife the night we met
- •Stephen Merchant- He's heard your height joke. Promise.
- •Bonnie Raitt- Not convinced she would have liked me sober.
- •My wife on our wedding night
- •Andy Dick- No wait, other way around.
- •All the DJs