PEOPLE WHO HAVE FOUND ME LESS THAN CHARMING WHEN I WAS SLOSHED

  1. Giants Pitcher Sergio Romo- he was spitting game but I thought it was more important that he know I've been a Giants fan for a long time.
  2. Jorge Garcia- He was so polite, but I could still see it in his eyes.
  3. Eric Idle- Thought he'd be more impressed that I knew his lawyer's name.
  4. My wife the night we met
  5. Stephen Merchant- He's heard your height joke. Promise.
  6. Bonnie Raitt- Not convinced she would have liked me sober.
  7. My wife on our wedding night
  8. Andy Dick- No wait, other way around.
  9. All the DJs