1. Go to the office to blow out a candle at 12:30AM
  2. Sit in a hotel room bathroom for 3 hours
  3. Act like I was invisible by my boss's request
  4. Watch the Oscars alone in a hotel room that wasn't mine
  5. Get two filing cabinets from Crate and Barrel to the office but not sending two people for the job
  6. Commit identity fraud at my boss's request so she didn't have to talk to her credit card company
  7. Watch my boss eat room service in front of me while not offering me any food for 2 weeks
  8. Be told to "make sure I get the table all clean" after accidentally pinning two impaled fingers together with a straight pin