BENIGN THINGS THAT MAKE ME THINK MY LIFE IS IMMEDIATELY AT RISK

Or is it just me?
  1. Getting settled in bed and realizing the door is still unlocked.
  2. Walking down a steep set of stairs.
    Especially in stadiums!!
  3. Walking anywhere in a dark situation alone.
  4. Swimming in open water and touching something you can't see.
  5. Slipping but not falling.
  6. An elevator doing anything abnormal.
  7. Eating a piece of fruit and realizing you forgot to wash it.
  8. Airplane turbulence.
  9. Accidentally touching the ground or subway floor in NYC with any body part.