I use this a lot.
  1. I think that's funny but only two ha's funny
  2. I don't know how to respond to that but I know I need to respond
  3. That's kind of annoying but I don't want to be mean
  4. I maybe am not paying attention but skimmed what you said
  5. I could be a little jealous of whatever happened in the story you just told
  6. Awkward
  7. I'm going to say something that will come across bitchy in text but I'll add a haha so you know it's not supposed to be bitchy