Things my mom does perfectly that I never will

  1. Wrap presents
  2. Make a bed
  3. Grocery shop for a whole week (and doesn't let the groceries go bad)
  4. Arrive everywhere on time or early
  5. Leave for things on time
  6. Estimate meal cooking/serving time
  7. Pack a suitcase that never weighs close to 50lbs but is always enough
  8. Wear only black
  9. Keep her car looking new
  10. Cleans out her closet regularly
  11. Have clothes tailored