1. You should join JDate
  2. Why did you want to go into magazines if you knew you'd make no money/it was a dying industry?
  3. Why don't you move to Chicago?
  4. You're from Ohio? I'm sorry.
  5. Why do you want to live in such an expensive city?
  6. You know, you don't *have* to marry someone Jewish.
  7. We have Tobasco.
    This is never a satisfactory answer to the question "do you have hot sauce?"
  8. I don't think I could EVER live in New York.