THINGS PEOPLE SAY THAT I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO RESPOND TO
- •You should join JDate
- •Why did you want to go into magazines if you knew you'd make no money/it was a dying industry?
- •Why don't you move to Chicago?
- •You're from Ohio? I'm sorry.
- •Why do you want to live in such an expensive city?
- •You know, you don't *have* to marry someone Jewish.
- •We have Tobasco.This is never a satisfactory answer to the question "do you have hot sauce?"
- •I don't think I could EVER live in New York.