THOUGHTS I HAVE BEFORE 6AM

  1. Damn. I'm awake. If I don't look at the alarm maybe there's still time to sleep.
  2. Nope.
  3. I hope the kids aren't up yet.
  4. They are.
  5. There's not enough coffee in the world to deal with the number of times I've heard "mommy!" already.
  6. Maybe they'll go back to sleep if I ignore them.
  7. They won't.
  8. Maybe I'll make homemade pancakes!
  9. Nope.
  10. I should go get them.
  11. Maybe I should buy more organic food.
  12. Nah. Microwaves pancakes it is!
  13. We should really do more arts and crafts. Maybe we will paint today.
  14. I'd rather eat all organic that let them paint.
  15. I'm gonna be more patient and calm today.
  16. If they don't stop screaming I'm going to sell them!