Thoughts of a Person Starting a Juice Cleanse on a Monday

  1. Ugh, Monday...
  2. Why did I think it was a good idea to start this shit on a Monday.
  3. Oh but look at the juices all sittin' pretty in the fridge I LUV U JUS
  4. Oh but that mango looks gd delicious tho
  5. I could just start this thing tomorrow...
  6. Nope no no no no stick to the plan BRING ON THE JUICE
  7. *satisfying crackle of new bottle opening*
  8. OM NOM NOM I AM A GREEN MACHINE
  9. Okay slow down, this has to last at least an hour.
  10. How long until my next juice? Two hours?
  11. One hour and 56 minutes...
  12. Time u tease me
  13. OKAY LONG ENOUGH NEXT JUS PLS
  14. No no I can wait a little longer I'm not that hungry mind over matter...
    *stomach growling*
  15. Okay fifteen minutes GOOD ENOUGH
  16. Oh YUM WORTH THE WAIT YAS CLEANSE ME SPICY LEMONADE
  17. Okay slow down too fast breathe
  18. Wow work sux I hate u all pls disperse and let me suffer in peace thank you carry on
  19. LUNCH BREAK 🙌
    Liquid diet = more time for shopping
  20. Yeah check me out nyc with my green juice I bet you think I'm bougie af ha jokes on uuu I'm poor and still live with my parents
  21. HellloOoO @strandbookstore BOOKS ALL THE BOOKS TO DISTRACT ME BOOKS
  22. Ugh back to work. This blows. Watch me chug the rest of this and dgaF
  23. I timed this poorly.
  24. IS THIS WHAT STARVATION FEELS LIKE
  25. I guess I'll just sleep and hope I don't miss my train stop
    *wakes up two minutes before stop* 👀
  26. MOM WHY ARE YOU COOKING WHAT IS THIS SMELL THE HOUSE HAS LITERALLY NEVER SMELLED MORE DELICIOUS IN MY LIFE EVER I WANT IT ALL GIMME
  27. Oh you're eating dinner in front of me okay that's fine I'll just look the other way I can do this no problem
  28. 👋 hi h8rs
  29. Lol fuck juice 6 I'm going to bed. 9pm? Lolshrug
  30. Oh bed I love you you glorious cloud of unicorn fluff take me away
  31. 😴😴😴😴
  32. *dreams about food*