I've been thinking...
  1. Why do people insist on sharing dessert?
    Life's too short to have a teaspoon of cheesecake and lie about how 'full' we are after.
  2. Imagine instead of purring cats moaned. Like humans.
    That would be uncomfortable.
  3. Why hasn't someone from Ikea's social media team not come up with a YouTube how-to series?
    Imagine a step by step guide on how to build THAT item you almost chucked out your window.