1. A van with a bumper sticker that said "Jean Claude Van Van"
  2. A big truck (like a tractor trailer bit without a trailer attached) with a "student driver" sign on the back
  3. A bearded, middle-aged white man in a shiny silver Nissan with a "Rastafarian" bumper sticker
  4. Two separate road signs announcing that I was in the home town of Carrie Underwood, American Idol 2005