FUNNY THINGS I SAW WHILE DRIVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY
- 1.A van with a bumper sticker that said "Jean Claude Van Van"
- 2.A big truck (like a tractor trailer bit without a trailer attached) with a "student driver" sign on the back
- 3.A bearded, middle-aged white man in a shiny silver Nissan with a "Rastafarian" bumper sticker
- 4.Two separate road signs announcing that I was in the home town of Carrie Underwood, American Idol 2005