1. I'm not sick I just lost my voice at a steampunk event last night
  2. I mean I don't know how to bartend but I just put alcohol into a cup and charged them $7
  3. My dog, Mr Handsome, he sometimes drinks from the sewer while we walk to Starbucks and I'm like "no, mr handsome you're better than that!"
  4. You're right, this is pretty bitchin'
  5. One of our coworkers is always saying "you should kill yourself." And I'm like "damn there's no two ways with you is there?"
  6. I think Mr Handsome does talk to me like "this bowl isn't gonna fill itself woman."
  7. When I think of Meg I think of Hercules. My sisters and brothers would all sing "Zero to Hero". So underrated.