Things our cars saleswoman said during our time with her this morning
- •I'm not sick I just lost my voice at a steampunk event last night
- •I mean I don't know how to bartend but I just put alcohol into a cup and charged them $7
- •My dog, Mr Handsome, he sometimes drinks from the sewer while we walk to Starbucks and I'm like "no, mr handsome you're better than that!"
- •You're right, this is pretty bitchin'
- •One of our coworkers is always saying "you should kill yourself." And I'm like "damn there's no two ways with you is there?"
- •I think Mr Handsome does talk to me like "this bowl isn't gonna fill itself woman."
- •When I think of Meg I think of Hercules. My sisters and brothers would all sing "Zero to Hero". So underrated.