Thoughts I Have When Getting a Pedicure
- •How hard are they judging the calluses on my feet from running
- •No but they're hella talking shit about me right in front of me, aren't they?
- •Do they approve of this color polish? Do they even care? Why am I worried about this?
- •Oh man, fuck nail color, just keep massaging my feet.
- •Wait that was feeling good. What's with the stabby stabby?
- •You ARE talking shit, aren't you?
- •God my feet are cute.
- •Oh shit. I did not wear the right shoes for this. Lemme get some of those paper flip flop things.