Thoughts I Have When Getting a Pedicure

  1. How hard are they judging the calluses on my feet from running
  2. No but they're hella talking shit about me right in front of me, aren't they?
  3. Do they approve of this color polish? Do they even care? Why am I worried about this?
  4. Oh man, fuck nail color, just keep massaging my feet.
  5. Wait that was feeling good. What's with the stabby stabby?
  6. You ARE talking shit, aren't you?
  7. God my feet are cute.
  8. Oh shit. I did not wear the right shoes for this. Lemme get some of those paper flip flop things.