Thoughts While Waiting for an Eye Exam

What better way to spend the last day of 2015
  1. Wow, there are a lot of cars in this parking lot.
  2. Oh no. Almost hit that gigantic truck backing in. Be more careful. (Also, how ironic that I misjudged the distance. Good thing I'm at the eye doctor.)
  3. Wow there's a lot of gold in here. This place hasn't been renovated since 1987 at least.
  4. Also, why is everything else decorated in hushed tones of pink and dusty blue?
  5. That map of Texas is pretty cool, though.
  6. I've been here for almost two hours and I'm afraid I may never eat or see my loved ones again.
  7. Oh good, the people who got here right before me are being called back.
  8. Kristin and Erin are going to flip out when they see I'm actually Listing.
  9. These girls at the desk have horrible phone manners.
  10. The elderly woman who just sat down across from me is wearing the same sweater as I was yesterday. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  11. I'm going to make a fort out of these old chairs and my blanket scarf and settle in. I'll be here well into 2016. I may never see the outdoors again.
  12. I wish I had brought my phone charger.